honestly I don’t know how much longer I can go without having sex with a girl
The things that suck about being bi are very few
But very real (although apparently straights and gays hate bisexuals but I have so much privilege and have been fortunate enough to escape that prejudice)
Sex is like weed
You try it once and you like it far too much and a part of you wants to do it all the time but you can’t really do that
But the thing is, I have two types of sex
And both of them are like weed
So even when I’m getting the d on the regular and it’s great
I’m still thinking about that joint that I tried four months ago (HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAS IT BEEN THAT LONG???!!!!??!!)
And by joint I mean pussy
Because I smoked two nights ago
(Now the cops are going to knock on my door at five in the morning to expel me from school and place me in a high security prison for the rest of my life #policestate)
But like that sucks man
I just want to lick some pussy for an indefinite amount of time
And maybe play with some tits
Is that too much to ask?
You know the (no lets be real, one of the many) great things about lesbian sex is that there is literally no ending point.
Yes heterosexual sex “isn’t over when the guy finishes” and whatever but that thing that you were really enjoying and about to orgasm from is, and that kind of sucks.
But women can keep coming and coming and never stop
So there’s really no ending point except for tired tongues
Shout out to B’s roommate who got to hear me having sex with two different people
Shout out to K(the lesbian one. Invitation is open to the straight one too). Hey I think we should have sex.
Shout out to all the lovely ladies who plan on interning at Watkins glen farm sanctuary during the month of June. I think you are all goddesses and we should bang.