reasons why i need a vibrator:

sometimes i am too lazy to even think about masturbating

i get all grumpy when i haven’t had an orgasm for a few days

people exhaust me

Why I like being a lesbian.

imsuchafagg0t:

• Girls are so fucking sexy.
• You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
• If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
• Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
• When they bite their lip…
• You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
• A girl’s skin is always so soft.
• Again, boobs.
• And also, vaginas.
• And just generally, girls are yummy.

I’m bi but this^

erinashleydgaff:

I feel like I’m the lesbian equivalent to the guy who gets friend-zoned every time he likes a girl.